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Would You Rather #23

In dramaland, leading ladies often find themselves torn between the love of two equally attractive men — a choice none of us would want to make! But what if you did have to pick between the frustrating lawyer and the adorkable police officer? In this weekly feature, we ask you to make the difficult decisions — and we aren’t limiting our options to dreamy oppas.

Vote via the poll and feel free to use the comments to explain exactly how you were able to choose! So, Beanies:
 


 
WOULD YOU RATHER #22 RESULTS

Welp, the results are in, and they’re almost as comical as the comments section. An overwhelming 89.6% indicated that they would rather be able to detect lies than get visions of people’s pasts by grabbing their posteriors because — duh! — that’s downright inappropriate. Unless, of course, you’re a K-drama heroine who touches more animal booty than human, and even the human butt groping is mostly accidental. So yeah, for obvious reasons most Beanies decided that they’d rather avoid assault charges and jail time. Plus, as most of you pointed out, detecting lies has a more practical use, even if it isn’t a skill that one can easily turn off according to My Lovely Liar.

However, not being able to turn off the lie-detecting ability was, for at least one Beanie (@mellowarmadillo), enough of a deterrent that she chose to be a butt-touching clairvoyant because — let’s be real here — how many butts do you touch on the daily? Then again, with great power comes and increased probability of corruption, so maybe all it takes is a supernatural ability to turn our Beanies into perverts — wait. Scratch that. If the comment section is any indication, a fair number of you are already borderline perverts thirsting after Lee Min-ki’s booty. (I see you, @attiton, and I promise I’m not trying to kill you! 😜) As for the rest of the comments section… well, y’all really cracked me up with your “Butt Joke Olympics.” The ability to detect lies may have won the vote, but the wackiness of being a butt psychic was definitely a conversation starter.

 
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Defy gravity. I can be pretty cold and unemotional, and I spend a lot of time at home anyway, so it might not happen often and usually wouldn't be a problem if it did.

Also, I live in a 3-story unit, and my knees have fallen out of love with the stairs, so if I time it right I could maybe just float upstairs and spare the knees.

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Pick a few choice clips from your most favorite/most hated shows and watch when you need to use the stairs.

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Who hasn’t had a dream of flying?
I’ll pick that any day.
Added bonus- your mom is beyond cool with an Epic love story to boot. No toxic moms here.
Added bonus #2- it impresses Ko Yoon Jung.

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I would need a very hard and long training to be able to fight any type of demon, so I don't see the point in a second very brief life.

I guess I'd have to put furnitures on the ceiling. But there a lot of new carreers that open up: librarian at the Starfield library, Eiffel tower painter, lightbulb changer for wind turbine...

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Actually, I can get pretty emotional and stressed so the levitating when that happens could be a problem for me but I would still prefer that over fighting demons. I'm just not a fighter haha

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Flying definitely. Maybe I'll learn to control it someday, and get to save lives and save the Earth at the same time. It leaves zero carbon footprint, right? It's no contest especially if the only power that comes with a second chance at life is the ability to detect smelly demons miles away -- no thanks!

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Flying! His father could do it perfectly, so I guess it's question of time!

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As someone with an INTENSE fear of heights and gets emotional about everything really quickly, I'd literally rather anything but have a superpower that combines both weaknesses.

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My emotions run really hot, pretty much all the time, and it is a daily struggle to keep them under wraps in this actual world, without my actually levitating and freaking everyone out around me.

I’m not sure I want a second chance at life, either, as I’m trying to make the most of this one. BUT, of the two, I choose a purpose-directed chance to live a second life, one that will help make this (fictional) world (with demons) better.

Who knows, maybe in that next life, I’d be way calmer due to my having learned so many lessons about how evil works in the world!

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Fighting demons doesn't sound like a bad career path at all and I really prefer to stand firmly on my feet in any situation.

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Fight demons for a second chance at life infers that one's life is not going well . . . rock bottom bad. It would then appear to be an honorable way to salvage some self-respect and worth in this life even if you fail.

To be (involuntarily) launched like a balloon when emotional seems very problematic. Being nervous during a big presentation lands you stuck to the ceiling is no way to make a good impression or land a sales contract. I would rather be in control.

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I don't see any reason to go through life again.
I'm pretty content with my life and I'm too lazy to fight any demons just to get another shot in life and there's no guarantee I'd win anyways.

I'd rather be able to fly and maybe now, I can go to more places.

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I have a hot temper and a severe fear of heights. Flying absent an airplane would terrify me, but having super-powered fists and a totally legit reason for fisticuffs would turn my weaknesses into strengths. Second-chance demon hunting all the way!

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I would love to defy gravity! At 5'2" almost everything practical is out of my reach normally and the older one gets, the more scary the step stool becomes. I don't have a tall handsome man around the house so think of all the things you could suddenly do, that is if you could somewhat control the "whens" of it happening! runaway balloons anyone? I'm COMING!

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I'm shaking your hand in 5'2" solidarity, exactly!

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I'm only about 3/4ths of an inch taller. It would be nice to be able to control the flying power enough to levitate just an extra inch so I can hold onto the bus poles above me more comfortably.

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I guess defy gravity is my choice because I am generally pretty calm. I would love to float when happy or angry!

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