Some Beanies might have been upset with my recent appearance in The Secret Life of My Secretary, but I blame this secretary’s senseless death to
#1: Her leg failure
#2: Her logic failure
#3: Even the show cleary tells us that her death is caused by Fish (and the company didn’t even count it as an industrial death)
Tell me, what else could I do but blinking my headlights and facing stupidity hood on?
Don’t fret, Doom! I thought it was right of you to head straight on. She had every opportunity to not be in your way but alas all she did was sit still on the ground.
Thank you for this insight. I was a bit confused why, if she could run over and push the box away, why couldn’t she fall in the same direction.
But then you would have no job…
I mean there was a massive truck, the gravity will pull you towards it!
*Note to the reader: I love and support all body types in case you read too much in my comment!
Glad to know that she chose to sacrifice herself for the fish instead of raising her son.
To amend what liar song @sensationalfantasy said above, in this drama:
fish>>>secretary>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>secretary’s son
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 6:37 AM
Some Beanies might have been upset with my recent appearance in The Secret Life of My Secretary, but I blame this secretary’s senseless death to
#1: Her leg failure
#2: Her logic failure
#3: Even the show cleary tells us that her death is caused by Fish (and the company didn’t even count it as an industrial death)
Tell me, what else could I do but blinking my headlights and facing stupidity hood on?
Sincerely, Your ToD
chasingbears
June 18, 2019 at 6:41 AM
Don’t fret, Doom! I thought it was right of you to head straight on. She had every opportunity to not be in your way but alas all she did was sit still on the ground.
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 6:59 AM
Thank you, @chasingbears!
#win4naturalselection
Kairoskat 💐
June 18, 2019 at 6:51 AM
Wow. Someone really did die because of fish in this drama 😅🤣
She had all the time to just pull the box instead of pushing herself in your path…..😶
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 7:01 AM
Yes! Yes! Yes!
And tbh, the box was most likely be going under the truck, not be run over by my wheels.
egads
June 18, 2019 at 7:02 AM
No sensible person would blame you.
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 8:03 AM
Thank you, but I know that it is true except with that youth punk drama that shall not be mentioned…….
egads
June 18, 2019 at 8:25 AM
I almost forgive you. Almost.
One could say that youth and his guyliner obscured his ability to see danger.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
June 18, 2019 at 9:19 AM
Too soon and too shocking to forgive. Sorry ToD.
liar song #PuppyNotPuppyLeeJaeWookIsBack
June 18, 2019 at 7:27 AM
You did the right thing. She had all the time to avoid you but she saved the fish instead because in this drama the logic is fish>>>secretary.
By the way, I’ve missed you, Doom! Glad to see you back on track again.
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 9:59 AM
Glad to be keep on truckin’, @sensationalfantasy!
ash27
June 18, 2019 at 7:41 AM
The woman threw herself into oncoming traffic. That’s not on you. That’s on her life choices.
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 8:01 AM
Thank you. I have always been a solid #prolifechoice supporter.
stpauligurl
June 18, 2019 at 8:01 AM
Thank you for this insight. I was a bit confused why, if she could run over and push the box away, why couldn’t she fall in the same direction.
But then you would have no job…
egads
June 18, 2019 at 8:26 AM
Korea has different logic and gravity.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
June 18, 2019 at 9:20 AM
Drama gravity. You never know which way it’s going to pull.
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 10:05 AM
True, @ndlessjoie, I guess it all depends on one’s point of view from wherever in the universe.
oppafangirl
June 18, 2019 at 10:56 AM
I mean there was a
massivetruck, the gravity will pull you towards it!*Note to the reader: I love and support all body types in case you read too much in my comment!
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 11:19 AM
No worries, @oppafangirl!
No Beanie will argue against laws of physics.
oppafangirl
June 18, 2019 at 12:18 PM
Kumao oppa! ~Finger heart~
egads
June 18, 2019 at 3:19 PM
We also cannot discount the possible overwhelming magnetism of ToD. They do cause people to literally stop and stare.
RaOnAh loves Jay B 💚
June 18, 2019 at 8:27 AM
Totally with you on this one TOD. She chose to put herself in your path so save a fish. You can’t be blamed.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
June 18, 2019 at 9:23 AM
Nice work ToD. I think she chose to sacrifice herself for the fish, ungrateful though it may be.
Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 10:03 AM
Glad to know that she chose to sacrifice herself for the fish instead of raising her son.
To amend what liar song @sensationalfantasy said above, in this drama:
fish>>>secretary>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>secretary’s son
stpauligurl
June 18, 2019 at 10:46 AM
Maybe this was some kind of weird plot
twist, or um, splash?Sincerely, ToD
June 18, 2019 at 11:18 AM
Plot splash for Fish.
Plot splaat for Secretary