Would You Rather #37
by DaebakGrits
In dramaland, leading ladies often find themselves torn between the love of two equally attractive men — a choice none of us would want to make! But what if you did have to pick between the frustrating lawyer and the adorkable police officer? In this weekly feature, we ask you to make the difficult decisions — and we aren’t limiting our options to dreamy oppas.
Vote via the poll and feel free to use the comments to explain exactly how you were able to choose! So, Beanies:
WOULD YOU RATHER #36 RESULTS
In dramaland, enemies-to-lovers K-dramas outnumber the amount of reverse harem stories, and the results of our poll correlate with this statistic. Beanies would much rather have one man that they gradually fall in love with over exchanged barbs and insults than have a whole house (or palace) full of men vying for their attention. When phrased like that, it almost makes me wonder why the harem didn’t win the poll. Thankfully, the comment section was popping, and everyone weighed in on the pros and cons of both options.
For Beanies like @mayhemf, who’ve had a mental harem of “ahjuicies” that they’ve been fangirling over for years, it would be a smooth transition from daydream to reality. Also, in traditional K-drama reverse harems (or a “stud farm,” as @babylilo called it), all the prospective men usually want what’s best for the leading lady and shower her with attention, which, according to @attiton, is more likely to set the groundwork for a healthy relationship. Plus, all the choices open the door for you to experience every trope imaginable, which sounds like a whole lot of fun for @sspat.
It’s those very choices, however, that made the majority of Beanies vote for the enemies-to-lovers option. Being perused by multiple guys can be stressful because, as @asianromance mentions, someone (or multiple someones) will be rejected — unless, of course, everyone involved is polyamorous. Seventy-eight percent of our Beanies, however, prefer that monogamous lifestyle, and they like the idea of hating someone until they love him. In K-dramas, though, as @jls943 pointed out, it really isn’t so much hate as it is a “terrible first (and second and third) impression” — or a host of other possible misunderstandings. The bickering, though, is part of the charm, and I’m kind of with @britney and @annegray on this one. The exchange of “barbs and petty sabotage” is exhilarating and mentally stimulating, and I’ll take one guy who teases me (in the right way) and worms his way into my life over a group of men who smother me with attention.
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1 Blue (@mayhemf)
March 13, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I will probably be shot down before I land 😅
Can you watch kdramas in NK?
If not, nugget it is.
Someone will save me right????
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Unaspirated
March 14, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Ironclad logic. The only kdramas they have are probably old and pirated. I have been spoiled by streaming services and high production quality and will not go back! #nuglife
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Babylilo
March 14, 2024 at 9:57 AM
As far as I can tell, a chicken nugget (no eyes, no ears, no brain, no hands to work the remote) can't watch tv. I'd rather be able to watch lousy/pirated dramas than no dramas at all!
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Blue (@mayhemf)
March 15, 2024 at 4:14 AM
For some strange reason, when I googled for nuggets I found pictures of chicken nuggets with Nicolas Cage’s face on it. 😂😂
The rules of nugget life is still a bit murky. We will find out soon!!
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Babylilo
March 15, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Nicholas Cage? That’s so bizarre!
This is what I turned up:
https://twitter.com/amazingatheist/status/800239196342358016
🤣😂🤣
2 9TailedVixen (formerly 9TailedFox)
March 13, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Being eaten in 1 or 2 bites is preferable to being tortured and imprisoned for months on end with the likelihood of being executed.
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3 redfox
March 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I dont know how you fould make a CHICKEN nugget out of a fox but I I dont think parachuting into North korea is possible after they tightened the border again.
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Babylilo
March 14, 2024 at 10:00 AM
I think there's a better chance of parachuting into North Korea than becoming a chicken nugget. I'm pretty sure about that. 🥸🤣
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beffels
March 14, 2024 at 11:57 AM
I mean who really knows what goes into chicken nuggets though 😅
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Babylilo
March 14, 2024 at 12:17 PM
McDonald's Chicken McNuggets contain the following ingredients:
White Boneless Chicken, Water, Food Starch-Modified, Salt, Seasoning (Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Salt, Wheat Starch, Natural Flavoring [Botanical Source], Safflower Oil, Dextrose, Citric Acid), Sodium Phosphates, Natural Flavor (Botanical Source). Battered and Breaded with: Water, Enriched Flour (Bleached Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Yellow Corn Flour, Bleached Wheat Flour, Food Starch-Modified, Salt, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate, Calcium Lactate), Spices, Wheat Starch, Dextrose, Corn Starch.
Aren't you glad you asked? 😉
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beffels
March 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Full of natural unprocessed goodness 😅😅😅
Blue (@mayhemf)
March 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Enough preservatives that you won’t die!! Long live the nugget
4 Kurama
March 13, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Accidentally parachute into N. Korea :
First, I would prefer to stay in my human state.
Secondly, I'm Swiss, I can be in North Korea without being arrested.
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🌸 Seeker 🌸
March 13, 2024 at 9:37 AM
♥️🤗
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Babylilo
March 14, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Assuming you're actually living in Switzerland, you can just attend a concert at Se-Ri's music festival and look for Captain Ri; he's my only incentive to go to North Korea. No need to leave your country!
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Kurama
March 14, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Oh yeah. But the choice was between the nugget and North Korea, not Captain Ri :p
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Kodra aka Qanon something
March 14, 2024 at 12:06 PM
North Korea without Captain Ri? No beanie is that crazy 🤣
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Babylilo
March 14, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Some people have chosen "none of the above." Cowards!
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mmmmm
March 14, 2024 at 1:05 PM
🤣🤣🤣
5 Britney
March 13, 2024 at 5:47 AM
This is such a weird comparison haha
It's so bananas that Chicken Nugget is an actual show haha
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6 aicaramba
March 13, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Parachute into N Korea. I'd rather stay human and have the capacity to hide/ fight/ run away (and get the chance to meet a Captain Ri & friends, and neighborhood ajummas!), than become a helpless chicken nugget waiting to get rescued. Also, the prospect of getting eaten is much much scarier than getting shot.
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7 Minnie🫘👩🏻🚀Pioneer and Teacher 👩🏻🏫🌱🏹
March 13, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Turning into chicken nugget sounds horrible.
While being stuck in a tree sounds equally bad in a country that would shoot you in anyway, it still has the possibility that a Hyun Bin might rescue me...so.....North Korea it is.
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8 welh
March 13, 2024 at 7:46 AM
The obvious answer is NEITHER.
Both options are death sentences:
1. An American landing in paranoid North Korea is a spy who will be instantly tried and executed.
2. No one can resist eating a crispy, chunky chicken nugget.
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Lord Cobol (Kdramas, like water, flow downhill)
March 13, 2024 at 8:01 AM
1: Agree.
2: I'd probably end up sitting in the back of the fridge until I went bad...
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Minnie🫘👩🏻🚀Pioneer and Teacher 👩🏻🏫🌱🏹
March 13, 2024 at 9:19 AM
hahahahahaha!! This.
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bomibeans
March 15, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I agree I didn’t even vote on this pole. Both options are EQUALY horrifying!
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9 Bunny Sonaki
March 13, 2024 at 7:56 AM
It is uncertain if I will encounter a dreamy Hyun Bin in North Korea who will help me get back to my country safe and sound. And though I am not south korean, which means I am allowed to be there, the idea of getting eaten scare me much less than visiting North Korea.
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10 Kodra aka Qanon something
March 13, 2024 at 9:04 AM
The prospect of meeting and evading with Captain Ri communism sounds better to me than being a helpless chicken nugget. I survived growing up in communism, I don't think I can make it as a low grade cooked piece of meat(?). But since I see that we can chose neither, I will pass on both, not worth the trouble.
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11 mmmmm
March 13, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I just can't with this prompt, DB staff. This is too much!
How can I choose between turning into a chicken nugget and landing in NK? Is there any other choice at all???
Omoni
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12 🌸 Seeker 🌸
March 13, 2024 at 9:42 AM
NK it is ... with Kim Doo Shik on his first trip. #iykyk
Also I'll make sure he finishes his "job" properly at the first instance.
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13 ♡Peach_Mochi♡
March 13, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Am I a sentient chicken nugget? The prospect of helplessly waiting to be eaten — or even worse, deep-fried first — sounds more terrifying than taking my chances in NK. A U.S. soldier jumped the border this fall and was eventually returned, so maybe I could do the same — minus the military imprisonment upon repatriation.
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14 jerrykuvira
March 13, 2024 at 10:26 AM
I'm not rathering!
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🌸 Seeker 🌸
March 15, 2024 at 11:24 AM
👐 How awesome is that!! I'm loving it.
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15 mary
March 13, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Hmmm do I want to be deep fried then torn into chunks and slowly digested by stomach acids or exist in a universe where Alberto is (redacted)?
Tough choice...
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Blue (@mayhemf)
March 13, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Wait!! Aren't nuggets fried first to become nuggets? I assume we became a nugget after the frying happening.
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ar_arguably romantic
March 13, 2024 at 5:24 PM
That's my assumption too, so I pick chicken nugget!
But if I have the endure the horrors of drowning and being deep fried in a vat of oil...that is a different story!
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mary
March 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Oh, I assumed we become nuggets after the shape is formed. Then we're off to the freezer before someone decides to fry us?
Didn't expect to have philosophical discussions on "when is a chicken nugget considered alive?" but that's your normal day at DB XD
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bbstl 🧹
March 13, 2024 at 10:44 AM
and do I want to be slathered in gooey sauce just before starting a trip down the alimentary canal? No. Hopefully I’d be dead before the final act! 💩👀
Anything that offers the option of contact w Hyun Bin is worth taking a chance on 👍🏽
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Blue (@mayhemf)
March 13, 2024 at 10:52 AM
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mmmmm
March 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Come on can some Beans really choose to be a chicken nugget?? This is absolutely ridiculous! How can someone want to be deep-fried and become a nugget waiting to be eaten?
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Diana Hansen
March 15, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Have you ever heard of supreme suspension of belief? Cause we would need it for that!
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bbstl 🧹
March 15, 2024 at 9:01 AM
I’ve needed that for a few kdramas! 😄
16 jillian
March 13, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Either option is not favorable. Tough decision.
Maybe parachuting to NK while HyunBin wait there to save me is the best scenario. Otherwise I dont want either option.
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17 Diana Hansen
March 13, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I think I'm just gonna sit on the couch eating chicken nuggets while watching CLOY and hope I don't encounter ANYBODY in the nugget box!
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18 LT is Irresistibly Indifferent and reminded of the slow march of death
March 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
What life have I lived that these are my two options?
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mmmmm
March 14, 2024 at 1:06 PM
I’ve come to realize that not only I can have fun with other Beans, the DB staff is having fun with us, too! We have some crazy Beanie staff here! 🤣
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mmmmm
March 14, 2024 at 1:08 PM
And my fellow DB citizens are equally special: they really take time typing their reasons for choosing one of the two crazy options. I’m happy I’m in the rightful place with really special people. *not being sarcastic* *nods to self*
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bbstl 🧹
March 14, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Me too! 👍🏽
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19 ar_arguably romantic
March 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Both options seem horrific!
Presuming that I wouldn't be sentient chicken nugget: Chicken Nugget.
Even if I was a sentient chicken nugget, i would hope for a quick death. Everyone loves chicken nuggets. I wouldn't have any nerves or pain receptors, so it should be okay, right?
I don't think I could handle the mental stress of being stuck in North Korea as well as Seri could. Too many horror stories, especially with recent-ish ones about young teens getting a decade of hard labor because they watched a kdrama. Even if there is a Ri Jung-hyuk out there for me, I'm not as rich as Seri to be able to meet him in Switzerland two weeks out of the year on my salary. And for the rest of the year, I would be worried about him.
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20 Gikata
March 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I naively believed it would be hard to top the huge NOPEness of the last one, but yall did it, whoa! Pls give us two attractive options next time, just for a change.
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Healer’s
March 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I’ve come to the conclusion that while everywhere else on DB is for beanies to have fun, this is the place for DB staff to have fun (by giving us those NOPE-ive options and seeing us agonizing over choosing) 😅 Ok, that’s fair, but if possible, perhaps not at the cost of beanies having to choose from such options, please ☺️.
So, for me, I’ll quote @jerrykuvira
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Gikata
March 14, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Oh, if that's the case, keep it going, I'm good (but still not willing to torture myself by agreeing to any option).
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mmmmm
March 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
DB staff is having so much fun reading all of our comments! But what could we do when you have us these out-of-the-world options?!?!?!
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21 mysterious
March 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
It sounds to me like it's asking whether I want to get eaten or get shot. Neither really. But if I had to choose I would go with turning into a chicken nugget. I have an anxiety disorder and if I ended up in N. Korea I would need to save myself and I have zero confidence that I would be able to accomplish that with my level of anxiety. However if I turned into a nugget my mom would stop at nothing to save me, and that woman is a lioness when it comes to her children. So I would trust her more to save me if I turned into food than I would trust me to save myself if I ended up in N. Korea. (P.S. Sorry to put such a burden on you Mom. But you're just so awesome, I know you'll save me! <3)
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Healer’s
March 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Moms are awesome lionesses <3
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22 LemonyLite
March 15, 2024 at 9:11 AM
As a vegan, the idea of being a chicken nugget is disturbing on soooo many levels 🤢
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