-No, Omma, I don't need matseons anymore!-

1. WTH 🙄😏. Can I breathe. I don't need squeezing.
2. I don't wanna feature with you.
3. Sir, I'll be late for my actual loml date.

"Smile! This is my new Tinder profile picture!"

Eeewwww.. take your hand off of me!

"Let's create a dating scandal for fun!"

I was actually sneezing. His perfume tickle my nose

Don't take my picture with that! It's not a Samsung. I'll look horrible!

You thought I was going to take our picture? Nope, I'm going to my recordings of [insert name of show you hate]

Celebrities when forced to do meet and greet for PR.

When introverts and extroverts try to take selfie together..............

You might not believe in Covid but I do.............

Sorry...but I am allergic to humans and my allergies are acting up...........

-I got the screenwriter! So, tell me, what ending did you say you want?-

I'm always more photogenic than everyone else in my photos. ... See?

Scientific breakthrough: single child learns he's actually the eldest of a test-tube baby batch, miraculously recovers function of annoy-me gene upon meeting sister

Here, let me show you my beach vacation photos..

I can't with this licker colleague.....

"I'm supposed to be the fan so why is he so excited?"

Thought bubble:
"Wearing a lab coat does not guarantee chemistry."

The 'groppy' Uncle at the first family gathering since COVID 🙄