Sound advice @waadmay – i suggest you listen

Oh so its an *Attack of biases* huh? 😛
Bring it on! XD

*uff* that was a low hit. TT_TT
Need I remind you of this moment:

This is how I feel.

Let’s see if you can withstand this attack:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ooof! that.hurt.my.heart.so.bad!

I underestimated my oponent

But, I shall not yield. Not Today.
*chesire cat level soft evil smile*

You think that’s all I have? 😉
So now it’s a chain attack huh? Very well, be prepared for what’s coming your way

.
*inser Jin voice*
This is war.

(I’ll make a new comment in this thread otherwise poor waadmay will be drowned under notifs XD )

@fatcat007 – this is War! *a new thread is a good idea*

Don’t worry sweety, I don’t mind it 😘😘😘😘😘

oh so its 2 vs 1 now is it? no big deal. I’l take on both of you .
I’ll fight till my last breath *struggles*

@fatcat007 – those hits are critical. I’ve been underestimating my opponent. Hence reinforcements. All the more to take you down!!

Yes, together we shall win! Prepare to cry those international tears of yours! BUWAHHAHAHA

*eyes widen* oh no…. *grabs my heart*

@bammsie – the same attack twice? *uff* that was unexpected. I’m shook!

@bammsie close very very close.

*banshee screams*
I shall not let “forehead-Jin-in-black-pullover” be the death of me. N.O.

@fatcat007 – that member is dressed like Suga, stands like Suga and those are definitely Suga’s fingers *because I have combed videos and photographs yes, so I know what his hand looks like* How beautiful!

A slow attack:

@greenfields don’t forget that member has lips like Suga too😁
You’re too good, you brought out “glasses-jin” eh? 😏

NO NO NO NOT J-HOPE oh boy..

@neener – chingu ya. I’m amazed by your strategy. These indirect/sideways hits. MUAHAHAHA (though it once again, almost got me too, but I managed to side step it and survive)

@fatcat007 – a sideways attack from your professed biaswrecker

NOOOOOOOOOO
Not J-kill!!!!
*emergency siren goes off*
oh @neener so you got yoongi’s ally as hostage huh? but do you have the least idea about Jin’s ally? HOHOHO!


We have the other visual king as hostage


bet you didn’t see all this coming huh?

@fatcat007 Not bad not bad.

But can you say no to this bunny?

Oh You brought the bunny @neener ?
Lemme present the mochi

HE’S A MOCHI

OR NOT

MAYBE CHECK YOUR GLASSES TWICE

@neener @fatcat007 @greenfields Holy cow, I come back from classes to full-blast attacks to all three of you! 😂 I don’t know how I’m still alive!

Its OK, “its too sweet but its too evil” 😂😂😂

@fatcat007 EXACTLY.

o_O
Since you’ve told me beforehand, my heart is prepared.
The weapon can land softly in our arms instead of attacking us like a warhead.
Go ahead.
My body is ready *Snape style arms spread out*

I’m prepared to see it here too. If only I can save gif on my phone, I would save that.

I see. It has a mind of its own. I see. Only to be expected from Mr. Min Suga, genius.

I have to go to class in an hour, so I leave now! @fatcat007 sorry, unni! I’ll come back with reinforcements later if we’re all not dead!

doing multiple-charge hit since I have to leave!

@neener @greenfields

@bammsie Have fun at class!

@neener Thank you! But how am I supposed to when that gif nearly made me pass out?

And the maknae retreats! (For now.) I love you all, my ARMY unnis! (did we have a name for this group?)

@bammsie He’ll be waiting

And we should decide a name HAHA

I got better

@bammsie – that multiple hit was a strong one. I’ll recover on my way home from work [which clearly stopped happening after 8 pm as our war picked up FIRE 🔥, but it’s okay – I’m all prepared for Court tomorrow and then its the weekend anyway] and re-join later. Assuming I can make it home in one piece.

@neener – I’ll be back.
@fatcat007

@greenfields please. Have you seen the missile attack? I barely survived!

@fatcat007 – did you really get better after that Romantic Jin attack @neener put up? *disbelief* Even I almost succumbed to that!

We really do need a name~ @bammsie @neener @fatcat007

@greenfields
I really think we came up with some comic name, unfortunately it’s probably lost in our mile long epic chats (I’m pretty sure if we line up our chats, it’ll reach bts XD)
It was something like “league of the *something something* army beanies” XD sorry I don’t remember the main part 😛

@fatcat007 – League of the Dead Beat ARMY Beanies? ^^; I think that definitely applies to you, me and @neener – we argued our case for the “Dead Beat” status pretty well + we’re all old enough to be going through/have gone through the quarter life crises; but I feel bad including our maknae @bammsie in it. ^^; Not Dead Beat yet!

The three of us can be the Dead Beat line though. ^^

Nono bammsie.
@greenfields is right. You’re too young to join the dead beat line 😂
Let’s come up with a better name 😛

@fatcat007 *pouts* ok.. But I did want to let y’all know that I’m sticking with ya regardless of the name.

I’m not good in coming up names so :/ I’ll leave it up to you guys!

@bammsie
*pinches your puffy cheeks while you pout*
Dead beat or not, we love you so thanks for sticking 😘

😂😘 @fatcat007 anything for my unnis. And I’m bad at names too, do you have any suggestions, @greenfields?

@bammsie – the pressure! ^^; *is thinking about it*

Administering a dose of *sunshine hobi* to your heart.
“Don’t give up soldier!”

@fatcat007 thank you!! I am recovered! Will stock up on amo while the others aren’t here. 😉

Are you sure you can survive the HD version? XD

@fatcat007 – no, but if you have it, I want it.

Sorry but I don’t have 😁

Sleep well my Yoongi chingu! We shall live to fight another day.

Sleep well, my worthy opponent. *clutches heart*

You are worthy too. This is likely to take away all of my sleep 👆👆👆
Great choice

*gasps* *clutches heart(eu)* *what is air*

I declare a temporary ceasefire. We need sleep and rest in order to be battle ready tomorrow.
Be prepared!

😂😂😂😂😂 @neener @greenfields @fatcat007

I have no words. I’m dying and I love you all, unnis.

Well I guess the war ended in a draw 😂
We need to have a *peace treaty* 😂
Both sides have received great damage 😂😂😂

A great day to wake up to! These and the new airport photos! LOVE LOVE LOVE

I’m speaking from my grave rn & also crying in Japanese.
They have taken my blood, sweat & tears. Do they age in reverse??
Also why do they frequently go to Japan like I visit my grandma’s every other weekend…?
Also, how can people see through their bangs/fringes….It’s literally poking into their eyes XD

Special thanks to the sunshine & worldwide handsome for ditching the mask & blasting us with their beauty T.T

LOL I noticed his bottle cup beanie right away as well. He seems to have taken quite a liking to it. HAHA

You’re right btw – I saw Hoseok and was amazed he could walk straight at all. How does he know where he has to go? HAHAHA

Yup. At least we got to see his face. And him wearing Hobi Balenciaga shoes. My SOPE heart is full!

@neener honestly I think they own just one piece of every apparel & share it among them, like that leather jacket & garter jeans, the fur bell cap, the pink ripped tee, etc.
At least 3 members have shared one outfit I swear 😂
BTS is very economical 😂😂😂

@fatcat007 – 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fatcat007 ikr?? They talked about it in FESTA how they just leave their stuff to other members room. HAHAHA