So um…
There is a herd of cows walking down my street.
They don’t look like they’re being moved.

I think they escaped.

Do I.. call the police?
This feels like a fever dream;;

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    are they on fire? then martians attacked. if not, they are probably just cows.

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      No, they aren’t on fire, they’re just regular cows. Who are supposed to be in a field. A field further up the road. I don’t know who their farmer is either.

      Maybe they just wanted to go shopping?

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        Or maybe they’re a bit bored so they went for a walk by themselves? 😆

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    I think you do call the police? Right? I’m not sure but can’t they get hurt?

    Also RUN COWS RUN. Freedom is yours for the taking.

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      I mean, a car vs. a stampede of cows. I’d be more concerned for the people.

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        I’m not sure why I envisioned your street to have like two houses on it…and be in the middle of nowhere with very little people. Anyways sounds like it was quite the pickle there.

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          You’re not far off actually.
          We have three houses, and are only slightly in the middle of nowhere.

          The thing is, the road I live on is a popular back road for seeing forests and for getting from one small town to another, so we have a fair amount of traffic. Down here, there are five cows to every person.

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    They’re probably just looking for the local chick-fil-a

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    What happened? Are the cows still wandering around?

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      I assume that a part of the fence fell over, and the cows decided to be extra active today, so they went for a walk down the road. Truthfully, It’s not the first time something like this has happened (there was a sheep outbreak a while back.) so one of the neighbors probably contacted the farmer, and he eventually showed up in a tractor and herded them back to their barn.
      Other than the initial reaction of “Oh. There are 20 odd cows on my lawn. Da Fuq is dis?” I mostly didn’t really pay attention until they walked back followed by a tractor.

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        I used to be terrified of driving on highways (I still dont love it) one day I was driving back from mn to ky and decided to try to do it without going on the highway. I ended up on top of a crest of a steep hill with a big brown cow standing at the top looking at me. I just sat there and waited for it to go away. It was nerve wracking.

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