So. My name. isa (all lower case. I feel like an all lowercase person). And then there’s the post script (I guess that’s what it’s called) I’m not a serial killer I’m just really passionate about things was given to me many years ago (I think by @egads and maybe during the IPAD days?). I’ve kept it because it’s true. And I just reminded myself of why. I was responding to a comment about my intense dislike of Gray Witch and Assistant Director Wu and all I could think was I would really love it if someone pushed them down a steep flight of stairs so that they would break their fragile old lady bones.
Ah, I said, yep. That’s me and my drama intensity all in one sentence. I’m on ep 14 now and the two women are smugly smirking as they drive along making their horrible plans and it would be really great if the truck of doom would just make an appearance right now. A good old fashioned t-bone that will push their car off the road, flip a fee times a day then BOOM beautiful explosion. Let my babies live and love you jerks!
violent imaginings are no sin. I did it all the time when I worked in the museum and parents or kids were assholes deliberately breaking stuff, sinking toy ships or getting mad when other people used something. I have pages and pages of ideas how we´d catapult them through the roof or tie them to a ship propeller. I think im less likely to actually do anything when I get to imagine. less, bbut not zero.
Yesterday at my library I had to deal with a patron pooping on the floor and a man who hated kids moving closer to the kids just so he could complain about them. But, I’m a children’s librarian so he picked the wrong one to approach. When he realized that instead of back down he unleashed a mountain of racist and sexist misogynistic vitriol on me. There’s something absolutely beautiful about cutting down someone with your words and making them cry. Can I tell you I walked right up to that line and stared hard at that douche canoe from the other side. Sooooo all of that to say that if imagining violent ends to awful humans was a sin I might as well give up the ghost now. It’s much way very too late for me!
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 3, 2024 at 7:47 AM
So. My name. isa (all lower case. I feel like an all lowercase person). And then there’s the post script (I guess that’s what it’s called) I’m not a serial killer I’m just really passionate about things was given to me many years ago (I think by @egads and maybe during the IPAD days?). I’ve kept it because it’s true. And I just reminded myself of why. I was responding to a comment about my intense dislike of Gray Witch and Assistant Director Wu and all I could think was I would really love it if someone pushed them down a steep flight of stairs so that they would break their fragile old lady bones.
Ah, I said, yep. That’s me and my drama intensity all in one sentence. I’m on ep 14 now and the two women are smugly smirking as they drive along making their horrible plans and it would be really great if the truck of doom would just make an appearance right now. A good old fashioned t-bone that will push their car off the road, flip a fee times a day then BOOM beautiful explosion. Let my babies live and love you jerks!
zindigo
August 3, 2024 at 9:02 AM
I’d call it a tagline. Maybe even a motto. Or a particularly awesome “elevator speech” 😉
Minnie🫘👩🏻🚀Pioneer and Teacher 👩🏻🏫🌱🏹
August 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM
LOL!!! We will make great friends.
redfox
August 3, 2024 at 11:36 PM
violent imaginings are no sin. I did it all the time when I worked in the museum and parents or kids were assholes deliberately breaking stuff, sinking toy ships or getting mad when other people used something. I have pages and pages of ideas how we´d catapult them through the roof or tie them to a ship propeller. I think im less likely to actually do anything when I get to imagine. less, bbut not zero.
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 4, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Yesterday at my library I had to deal with a patron pooping on the floor and a man who hated kids moving closer to the kids just so he could complain about them. But, I’m a children’s librarian so he picked the wrong one to approach. When he realized that instead of back down he unleashed a mountain of racist and sexist misogynistic vitriol on me. There’s something absolutely beautiful about cutting down someone with your words and making them cry. Can I tell you I walked right up to that line and stared hard at that douche canoe from the other side. Sooooo all of that to say that if imagining violent ends to awful humans was a sin I might as well give up the ghost now. It’s much way very too late for me!
egads aka Dame Maggie
August 10, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Hey, that’s me, and yes I said that. It was definitely meant as a compliment to your passion. 🙂
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 10, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Hey! I just logged in to rant and saw this message. How fun to see you twice in one day