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[Cast Away] Death’s retiring lawyer and her spying intern

Don’t you just hate it when you’re short a few million dollars to produce a drama with your dream team of actors, writers, and directors? *pouts* Well, we found a way to scratch that itch!

In the Dramabeans community series Cast Away, Beanies can advocate for their chosen actors and creatives in imaginary roles.

How it works: We share a [very] hypothetical K-drama plot with you, and in the comments, you discuss who you think is the perfect cast to play the roles in this imaginary show.

You can also go wild and introduce more characters, rename the show, pick your favorite director, etc. Who knows? Maybe our collective wishing will manifest fantasy casting into reality.


This week’s K-drama plot: Death’s best employee wants to retire

A smart, dead girl from the Baekje era successfully negotiates an agreement with Death: her life in exchange for writing their contracts.

As the pioneer of lawyering before it was a thing, she’s seen all the tricks in the book — she literally wrote the book. The Underworld has never lost a case with her on their side.

Now that her own 2,000-year contract is ending, the higher-ups lower-downs have been hastening the demise of all lawyers to find a loophole and keep her for longer.

One of these new recruits is a man who died choking from laughter after seeing his name on the Bar passers list. (Death: Sorry, we were running out of scenarios. Time crunch and all that.)

This embarrassing end has made him a non-threat in the competition. But it also means that no one suspects him when he offers to shadow her at her job. The plan? Pretend to want to take over her position when he’s in fact plotting to keep her in it.

 
I always love subverting the politeness hierarchy with a visual gag (hence, this story). Which actress could pull off the “ancient lawyer stuck in a young body” ruthlessly arguing with demons and lesser gods across centuries?

Which actor is your pick for the outwardly pathetic, inwardly shrewd greenie? Bonus points if the two look extra funny together when he bows almost to the ground in deference to his tiny boss.

Who’s the stressed out head of the Underworld who is trying to outsmart their smartest soldier? And who will play his brutish demon minions who get headaches when faced with logic and paperwork? (See? They really really need their Primeval Lawyer.)

As always, you can introduce more characters or switch the genders — this doesn’t have to be a romance if you don’t want it to be.

Feel free to request a plot line for future Cast Away posts. We’ll do our best to serve a fun twist on it.

 
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I didn't understand even one word of this premise... 🤣

Sorry, probably too many sleepless nights.

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You are not the only one. I had to pause and read it again to understand.

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Omg I’m scrolling down here to see if anyone can explain the premise further because this is exactly what I thought and was about to say

I didn’t understand even one word of this premise…

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I'm sorry T__T Don't worry a lot of people have the same reaction.

It's basically:
- Young girl from ancient times dies. Works as Death's lawyer for 2000 years. After which, she can continue her normal life.
- Now that 2000 years is ending, Death doesn't want her to go.
- Death starts killing lawyers in the present, promising to give them back their lives if they can find a loophole in the heroine's contract.
- A freshly dead lawyer pretends to help the heroine to spy on her and find a weakness.

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Oooohh now that is a lot more clear!!

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Thank you, Mary!!

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Thanks Mary!

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Very intriguing premise. 👌👏

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The Devil (Kim Byung-Chul) likes to make Deals for Human Souls so his Hellscape is filled with regretful, desperate, tortured people. However, God (Ha Do-Kwon as an Elvis impersonator) demands that all contracts be in writing and “fair” (at times a bone of contention for contract challengers). Every contract has compensation to the Devil at the end of its term but it cannot be eternal damnation. Death (Kim Kap-Soo) negotiates the contracts and the Prosecutor (Jo Yeo Jeong) takes the cases to trial before the arbitrator, Archangel Gabriel (Jung Woo-Sung) who gets crabby about these “dead end” cases that take time away from greeting people at the Pearly Gates. If a person who challenges their contract and loses, he is sentenced to eternal damnation at the discretion of the Devil, who can be merciless in his ironic punishments.

Meong Cheong-han (Lee Kwang soo) has been mercilessly pestered by his family about having no ambition, drive or intellect to have a normal life. He tries to show them up by taking the bar exam, over and over again. His mother (Yoon Mi-Ra) continually berates Cheong-han that he is “just like that loser in LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE, but uglier.” Death approaches Cheong-han at his darkest hour with a proposition: I will make you a successful lawyer in exchange for your soul. He agrees. On the day of the bar exam results, Cheong-han chokes to death from laughter after seeing his name on the Bar passers list. As his spirit is standing over his lifeless body, Death taps him on the shoulder to say “Sorry, but we are a little short handed in Hell.” Cheong-han objects since he has had no time to gloat to his Mother about his lifetime accomplishment but he immediately materializes in a musty medieval library. “What is this awful smell?” he snorts. The Law Clerk (Yoo Hae Jin) tells him it is the “the stench of wasted lives.” Cheong-han asks him how he can get out of here, the Clerk laughs so hard he chokes and “dies.” Death arrives and kicks Clerk’s side and he is revived . . . “damn contract” he mutters as he gets to his feet.

The Clerk piles case files in the arms of Cheong-han and pushes him into the Office. There he meets the Prosecutor. She snaps at him to bow at his superior, but when he continues to bow lower and lower to her level he “Heimlichs” his last meal (stinky tofu soup) all over her head. He then collapses and “dies” (since one’s last meal has to last forever in the underworld). When Death arrives the Prosecutor argues with him about the quality of help he is giving her. Death kicks Cheong-han in the side to revive him, but the Prosecutor pushes Death aside to kick him as well.

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Cheong-han is assigned to file manage the challengers cases and to attend their sad trials: a man who complained that his “one night of bliss with a beauty queen” contract was unacceptable because he did not get the Viagara endorsement rider; a woman who won the lottery but lost it all in a matter of weeks to be penniless (the termination clause of her life) but she said her clothes held value (Prosecutor: crude knock-offs are infringement so they are debts not assets); and a fisherman who wanted a “whale of a catch” as his crowning achievement only to have his life terminated when the sperm whale he snagged on his line crushed his boat and he was lost at sea.

One day, the Devil meets Cheong-han, who has been complaining about his “dead end” job and his “condescending boss.” The Devil offers him a new deal: if he can sabotage a Prosecutor’s case so she “loses,” which would cause the promise of her new life in the human world to be null and void, Cheong-han would get a better “job” as the Chief Prosecutor, lording over the Prosecutor. Cheong-han gladly accepts. He studies every case and complaint to find The One to make his Life Better. But he cannot find one. He reaches for the last file in the Office. It is his own contract with the Devil.

At the end of one hellacious day in court, Gabriel asks if there are any other matters. Before the Prosecutor could say no, Cheong-han leaps to his feet to say “There is one more case!” He then hands a copy of his case file to the Prosecutor and Gabriel. Prosecutor objects as this matter is not properly before the court - - no challenge was properly filed. But Cheong-han cites the ancient cases where souls who could not read or write can orally challenge their contract terms. Gabriel agrees and gives the Prosecutor a ten minute recess. In that recess, she yells at Cheong-han for betraying her to which he smirks “that’s in my running DNA.”

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At trial, Prosecutor reviews Cheong-han’s pathetic life events in embarrassing detail (his failed confession to his first crush; his failed confession to his last crush, being the same woman 20 years later; his berating mother fights; his dirty odd jobs, etc.) Based on the his pathetic life evidence, the Prosecutor argues that all he wanted was a shot of self-esteem, the consideration for the contract, by passing the bar exam which the Devil made happen. Cheong-han objects stating it was he, not the Devil, who passed the bar exam. But the Prosecutor shows the court a tape of Cheong-han in a parallel universe on the same day, failing the exam. He is bewildered . . . there are more of Me? “Yes, and they are all as pathetic as you,” the Prosecutor replies. Gabriel admonishes Cheong-han by saying the Prosecutor’s facts are true, the consideration was adequate and there is no reason why it should not be enforced. But just before the gavel is to close the case, Cheong-han proclaims “I have lost my first and only case! Therefore, I was never a successful lawyer so the Devil breached the contract!!” Gabriel agrees and upholds the challenge. Prosecutor is dumbfounded, staring off into space as Cheong-han laughs and dances around her in unprofessional mockery of her talent. Cheong-han laughs so hard he chokes on his own saliva and dies. Death shows up in a flash and kicks him. He does not wake up. “That’s not good,” Death remarks.

Cheong-han is reincarnated into the body of Daniel Henney, a successful talent agency CEO who slipped on a banana peel left by Death while he was negotiating a contract with a bankrupt fruit stand vendor. He is sitting at his desk one day when an attractive woman attorney enters his office to serve him a complaint for breach of contract filed by one of his artists. When he looks up, he sees the Prosecutor smiling at him. She tells him that she got her human life back because she used Cheong-han’s case precedent to challenge her own contract. The Law Clerk bumbled the trial so badly she won her freedom. Cheong-han laughs so hard he chokes on his own saliva and dies. Death arrives and kicks him in the side. The spirit of Cheong-han emerges and sees his new body dead. “Wait! This is not fair!” Cheong-han screams but Death tells him everything will be all right: “the Devil’s Prosecutor job has an opening.”

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I see you've been paying attention to the current level of K-drama scenario writing.

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I can see Shin Hye Sun as the dead Baekje girl. But I am a bit torn with the new recruit. Since Kwak Dong Yeon was excellent playing a similar role in Gaus Electronics, I vote for him.

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I voted for him for similar reasons lol

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KDY is talented. I would like to see him in more lead roles. 😊

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I barely understand any of this, but I'd pick Yuna, the 12-year-old lead actress from The Kidnapping Day, as our proto-lawyer. I'd also like to see Chae Jong-hyeop playing against type as the inwardly scheming, twice-her-height minion. Someone's going to have to walk me through the premise again, though.

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I really like your casting. Little *ahem* disconcerting perhaps but that 12 year old would be totally believable as a 2000 year old lawyer. 😊

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Kim Dal (Bae Doo Na), is ready for retirement, so goes for her assistant Kim Byeol (Shin Se Kyung). They're already planning their own farewell party, and starting the "final countdown".

What they don't know is that all the newbies at work, that are supposed to be training to take over their position, are there to crash their plans.

But it's even more than that. All those newbies have their own plans.

—Newbie 1 (Yoo Seung Ho): he got kinda angry about having to work even after death.

So he threatened Death saying that he will reveal Death's plan to Kim Dal, unless, after all this mess is over, Death sents him to the VIP Paradise.

There's no VIP Paradise, but Death didn't seem the need to correct him.

—Newbie 2 (Jung So Min): she was Death's first option since she used to be a extremely famous lawyer when she was alive. She had a 99% winning rate.

But well, all of this is Death's plan, and Death's problem. What she (newbie) really wants is to take the position and live for another infinite number of years.

Kim Dal needs to go to sleep.

—Newbie 3 (Kim Min Jae): nakasan. Got there because Death's hubby is his ancestor.

Kim Byeol can't believe that guy is going to replace her someday. She just hopes he gets as overworked as she did.

—Newbie 4 aka. ML (Woo Do Hwan): he just wants to do this job right so people will stop bullying him for having the most embarrassing death in the office.

Death (Kim Hyun Joo): feels bad about tricking the Kims. But she doesn't want to leave her empire in the hands of "kids these days". She's... tradicional.
Death's hubby (Cha Seung Won): "grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand nephew, fighting!"

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Castaway missed you!
As usual your dramas are 👌👏😊

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What happens after you die, work as a lawyer and then retire? Where do you go? Is it life after death, life after lawyering while dead, or allowing to be dead in peace without working for a hell of a client? What type of contract work does the devil have? Is it all the contracts to make someone a fabulous musician in exchange for their souls (with Georgia being the jurisdiction of choice)?

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you go to the after after life...?

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I'd cast Seo Yea-ji as the ancient lawyer in hell. I can already her voice keeping demons in their place.

As for the self-chocking bar genius... Mmm tricky one. I first thought of Lee Jae-joon, whose Like Flowers in the Sand character had similar intentions even though he never fully admitted it. But he feels too mature for the role.

I need someone younger, fresher, and with a look of believable incompetence (which will be hiding his true honourable colours). Perhaps Moving's Lee Jung-ha who completely sold the kid struggling to control his superpowers for me or Kwak Dong-yeon who takes great pleasure in playing visibly stupid characters who have unsuspected depth underneath ( and who, no matter what he does, looks like his mental age is permanently stuck at 12 year-old).

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I am not here to cast, just to give thumbs up to @mary. "Died choking from laughter" - what an original way to die. Nah, you definitely weren't running out of scenarios or you'd have chosen ToD, or worse still, Cliff of Doom!

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Thank you! ♥

I've been struggling to think of new scenarios lately. It gave me a sudden appreciation for the generic opposites attract premise like "girl who can't breath meets a guy who has too much oxygen". I might have put too much character detail in this one and less clearing-up of the actual plot. :'D

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