Imagine the person from the Why her writing team is sitting on this empty chair - what would you like to say to them about the use of the bus of doom because they couldn’t be bothered to work out which parent the child should live with…Take your time, we have the full therapy hour.

"Ah, I, Hemorrhoid, finally meet my nemesis . . . Chair."

It's a chair.

Feeling neglected since the chairman got a massage chair.

Fold up on me one more time and next time it will be you in the refrigerator.

Uh, musical chairs works better with more than one person.

That sure is one ugly chair. Uncomfortable, too.

When you want to run and occupy the sole empty seat in a crowded train/bus, but you also want to make it look casual.

welp! we are scheduled to air next week but we still don´t have a PD!

"I should be having a flashback but I´m just not feeling it today"

"What? Why is that guy staring at me? I´m just a chair!"

This is me to the great shows that decide not to have sense but I can't drop : 'What do I do about you?😩'

"The chair is having great difficulty recognizing the speaker. I believe everyone here would benefit from a sharper focus".

"Scoot over it's my turn to shine" says the chair