Oh Snap! Why, So Ji-sub, whyyyyy?
by javabeans
Oh Snap! is back! Most of you have no idea what I mean by that, but Oh Snap! was briefly a thing on this site before it fizzled out of being, but I’m thinking to bring it back, and what better occasion to bring it back (with a vengeance!) than this… colorful collection… of WTF-ery…
Oh Snap! basically offers up a snapshot or two (or twenty) for your perusal, with little to no commentary, because sometimes photos don’t need words. And other times, photos scare the words far, far away, to cower in fear and also maybe shame, while mad stylists pass off Crazy as Art.
Oh, So Ji-sub. I can’t ascribe any higher meaning to this one than Dumb and Dumber meets Warhol meets shorts with tights.
And pirate fancy.
But wait there’s more! (Oh god why is there more.)
And it gets betterworse. (Pimp it, gangsta Sub.)
Yes, he’s still sexy, but the key word here is despite, not because.
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1 NewFan
January 30, 2014 at 2:25 PM
LOL, his expression says it all!
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2 MsB
January 30, 2014 at 2:26 PM
But I like the white coat! Okay, agree with the rest!
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3 ravens_nest
January 30, 2014 at 2:26 PM
lmfao When I first saw this shoot, I wanted to cry it's so bad!
But I forreal think some of these he'd def wear in real life.
This is so his style. XD
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4 Mari
January 30, 2014 at 2:26 PM
This is how you take an extremely handsome guy and make him look ugly. From his hair cut to the outfits... damn. Maybe the stylists are angry with him? lol
Don't worry So Ji Sub, I still love you. But please don't use this concept for a drama where I'll have to see you like this for 16+ episodes.
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5 faizahmnoor
January 30, 2014 at 2:27 PM
::cringe::
whyyyy so ji sub?
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6 amber
January 30, 2014 at 2:27 PM
What.
No.
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7 redfox
January 30, 2014 at 2:27 PM
emmm.... if I may quote one of the Jack Sparrow Hallucionations from PotC II: "Nobody move! I´ve dropped me brain!"
and my jaw....uh...somewhere around here.... *feeling the floor, mubling* not here, not here.... ummm oh gosh.
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8 heyitschristina
January 30, 2014 at 2:28 PM
No!!! I never thought it would be possible for him not to be hot but I was wrong :(
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9 ziggystardust
January 30, 2014 at 2:28 PM
....
*gently places hands over screen*
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10 Junjunpyo
January 30, 2014 at 2:30 PM
Weeeeee ? Weeeeee ?
Why ? Why ?
Pourquoi ? Pourquoi ?
Porqué ? Porqué ?
Should I go on ?
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11 canxi
January 30, 2014 at 2:34 PM
Okay, but I like the last outfit & his hair in the last couple photos as well. I think it suits him (surprisingly).
There is also the fact that I strongly believe he would wear quite a few of these pieces in real life/outside of a photoshoot (the entire pirate outfit for example) so I am not exactly surprised, lol.
And I also like that coat! The reddish one. By itself, I think it would be really nice.
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12 Kelsy
January 30, 2014 at 2:34 PM
That hair though .... -.-
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13 h
January 30, 2014 at 2:35 PM
Did he gain a bit of weight too? Just an observation lol.
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14 Curly Nadine
January 30, 2014 at 2:36 PM
Mind blown, and not in a good way. That last suit just doesn't do anything for him, and we know SJS can wear the heck out of a suit (hello JJW in MS).
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15 hoaa
January 30, 2014 at 2:36 PM
Oh fashion! I dont get it.
Yes he still handsome!!
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16 iamdeb
January 30, 2014 at 2:42 PM
He could still get it. That's all that matters.
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17 Mama J
January 30, 2014 at 2:43 PM
Some people, you know? They always have to test your love.
*sighs*
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18 june_rain
January 30, 2014 at 2:44 PM
lol just lol. I can't imagine seeing anyone dressed like this in real life...i guess that's what they call fashion.
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19 MorningBear
January 30, 2014 at 2:48 PM
Thanks so much! I really needed a good laugh today!!!!
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20 cingdoc
January 30, 2014 at 2:57 PM
Could you imagine he gets together with JGS......better yet DON'T
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21 Celest
January 30, 2014 at 2:58 PM
Haven't used this word in a while, but these are fugly. I love me some So Ji Sub but my eyes are burning.
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22 ck1Oz
January 30, 2014 at 2:59 PM
I was going to comment on the jacket. Then got distracted by the bowl haircut.
As I scroll down... then I can't even comment. It's really Oh Snap. It defies descriptions.
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23 pitch
January 30, 2014 at 3:03 PM
This is just amazing
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24 chiomy
January 30, 2014 at 3:04 PM
Oh. My. God. Sacrilege!
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25 tiadebella
January 30, 2014 at 3:05 PM
I actually quite like that first outfit... from the knees down.
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26 Kellie Ann
January 30, 2014 at 3:06 PM
uh! yeeeea.... well. he is so hot, anything looks good on him, except for these... witw!
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27 ricky
January 30, 2014 at 3:07 PM
That last set looks like an okay outfit. Am I...am I out of touch?
Get rid of the vest, get rid of the tie, get rid of the tuck, keep the middle button and actually wear the scarf like a scarf. Oh and switch the shoes to casual sneakers + no socks. That would be a decent outfit. Of course it's 20 years too early for him to try and pull it off, but when he hits his 50s he'd rock it.
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28 Natalie
January 30, 2014 at 3:11 PM
I will just quietly leave this post and pretend it never happened.
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29 Faye
January 30, 2014 at 3:11 PM
I love how in some of the pics he's looking down at himself with an air of bewilderment. "Did I really dress like this voluntarily? Why did I do that?" Which is something we'd all like to know, I think.
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30 Carol
January 30, 2014 at 3:18 PM
The first thing that comes to my mind...the Spock haircut!
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31 Elianne
January 30, 2014 at 3:25 PM
OMG MY EYES
SJS's inner monologue *wtf is this?? it's ok it'll all be over soon. just think of the moneeeyy. so firing my manager for this. oooh this one isn't so bad. annd we're back to crap. but whatever i'm still wanted*
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32 Emma
January 30, 2014 at 3:27 PM
Good laugh, though!
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33 jomo143
January 30, 2014 at 3:34 PM
The Romeo Hamlet Jack Sparrow Reverse Michael Jackson one is sexy, as long as the clothes keep coming off, of course.
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34 lilone
January 30, 2014 at 3:35 PM
O.o ... Well... no amount of good-looking could EVER own the yellow outfit. Whoever designed that, please note, that particular outfit does not garner positive attention.
LMAO! I so feel for SJS... (Sorry, man. Don't kill me, but it IS hilarious!)
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35 raficoso
January 30, 2014 at 3:38 PM
Truthfully, this kind of exuberant design would look better on some one a bit younger and a lot more flamboyant. Say... G. Dragon or TOP.
Those horizontal black bands on the yellow suit would make any one look like they had chunked up.
The pirate-y stuff isn't bad but is more appropriate for a movie than for RL. The plaid/paisley/bathrobe explosion in a pattern factory shots are vaguely Doctor Who-ish.
I'm gonna guess that once the stylist gets this youthful exuberance out of their system they may actually become pretty innovative.
But over all these shots belong in the Get Rid Of It pile.
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36 afk
January 30, 2014 at 3:40 PM
for such a hot face, i've always found his sense of style...lacking.
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37 whatsthescenario
January 30, 2014 at 3:42 PM
Thank the good lord, he decided to cut that nasty page boy cut by the end of the shoot! Which cannot be said for the horrible fashion!!! WHY, WHY WHY??
But he's also looking a little thick? Chunky? Dare I say, fat??? What's that about? Is he beefing up for a new role?
Despite all of that.....he can still get it! hehehe.
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38 sixtyeightmonkey
January 30, 2014 at 3:45 PM
Would somebody PLEASE get those clothes OFF of that man! Yes, OFF! :D
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39 Sophia
January 30, 2014 at 3:54 PM
Wow, hideous. Why is his hair different in different outfits? Is the first one, the bowl cut, a wig?
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40 omo
January 30, 2014 at 3:56 PM
Here is a perfect reason why I want to rip all his clothes off. But that's not the only reason.
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41 tomifudge
January 30, 2014 at 3:57 PM
He realised how bad it is in the third pic....but like a true champ he pressed on.....and on.....and on....
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42 Kim Yoonmi
January 30, 2014 at 3:58 PM
Last one isn't so bad if they got rid of the green quilted breast jacket, the hat and the sweater--they do not go together. Berets aren't supposed to go with that.
Qulted things are for elders. I'm a fan of eyes over glasses and the wink shot.
The pirate thing--give me a pair of scissors and I can make it look good-take off the length. The bottom needs to be simplified, take off the leather glovey thingy. Cut it to just before his ass and then tuck in the white shirt. You still can make the shoes, etc work, but you have to make it a point. Side shot, head back a little, and position the feet so one is in front of the other.
I think the pimp wear wouldn't be half so bad if the coordi wasn't so horrible. Again simplify. The coat with something simple underneath, or no coat, no scarf and show off the necklaces. Do thumbs through his belt loops in the classic pose. If you lean him against a wall, you can give him an ambiance. One foot against the wall.
The rest of them give me fire. The yellow jacket ensemble needs to be burned. The only thing redeemable in that shot are the shoes. Then he'll look good. Hanes look good on you, they say. Be an underwear model.
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43 theab
January 30, 2014 at 4:00 PM
The first one... aside from the rest of it, there is a smiley face on that necklace. Just wanted to point that out, in case anyone missed that.
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44 kittycat
January 30, 2014 at 4:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD
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45 müge
January 30, 2014 at 4:12 PM
I think he (in his own choices like red carpet/award nights) and others (like photo shoots) do that deliberately to show/proof how hot he is whatever he wears, whatever he does and they're really successful.
he just shines and I always find him one of the hottest man in the world. lucky genes!!!
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46 Nanny
January 30, 2014 at 4:13 PM
Gai-sensei?
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47 tiny
January 30, 2014 at 4:13 PM
with Jang Hyuk in Iris 2, they could pass as dumb&dumber.
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48 midwest mz
January 30, 2014 at 4:14 PM
Lost in translation . . . .
A homeless person that found ‘a’ trash bag, and should have walked away??????
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49 soserious
January 30, 2014 at 4:20 PM
...how in the world did his management find this okay to publish on a magazine?
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50 Seeshell
January 30, 2014 at 4:30 PM
I have a feeling he wants to murder the stylist.
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