Santa presents: 12 Days of Christmas

196 December 25, 2012December 28, 2015

by Santa Claus

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two sleeping beauties

And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three crossdressers

Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four superheroes

Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAACS

Four superheroes
Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six bodyswappers

FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAACS
Four superheroes
Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven dopey brothers

Six bodyswappers
FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAACS
Four superheroes
Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight cocky kings

Seven dopey brothers
Six bodyswappers
FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAACS
Four superheroes
Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine drama doctors

Eight cocky kings
Seven dopey brothers
Six bodyswappers
FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAACS
Four superheroes
Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten bodyguards

Nine drama doctors
Eight cocky kings
Seven dopey brothers
Six bodyswappers
FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAACS
Four superheroes
Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven high school rebels

Ten bodyguards
Nine drama doctors
Eight cocky kings
Seven dopey brothers
Six bodyswappers
FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAACS
Four superheroes
Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve time-space travelers

Eleven high school rebels
Ten bodyguards
Nine drama doctors
Eight cocky kings
Seven dopey brothers
Six bodyswappers
FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAACS
Four superheroes
Three crossdressers
Two sleeping beauties
And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

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51 hanna

December 25, 2012 at 7:15 AM

U made me laugh Santa. Such a wonderful gift from you for us, a brilliant modern Christmas song.
Merry Christmas, hoo hoo hoooh!!!!

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52 broomhilda

December 25, 2012 at 7:17 AM

i can't believe i sang along with this! hahaha thanks santa! and thanks dramabeans....you are my bible when it comes to kdrama.

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53 Laurita

December 25, 2012 at 7:20 AM

wahahaha :) loved it, very original :) Happy Christmas to all the dramabean'ers :)

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54 Lang

December 25, 2012 at 7:22 AM

And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain

ha ha ha... this made my christmas....

now back to marathoning Queen Seon Deok...

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55 eternalfive

December 25, 2012 at 7:23 AM

*dies* Santa Claus, you are a genius.

And also, Merry Christmas, dramabeans!

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56 mskololia

December 25, 2012 at 7:27 AM

Thank you Santa. Wonderful as usual.

Merry Christmas!

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57 esther

December 25, 2012 at 7:33 AM

hahaha...

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58 D

December 25, 2012 at 7:36 AM

thank you Santa! you're always the best..

now back to re-watching Coffee Prince.

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59 satsuki92

December 25, 2012 at 7:37 AM

BAHAHAHAAHAHAH! THAT WAS AWESOME!
i found myself humming along while i read through this post.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE :)

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60 seyhan

December 25, 2012 at 7:44 AM

I'll never eat gummy bears ever again =((( haha Happy Christmas everyone!!

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61 Jennifer

December 25, 2012 at 7:50 AM

Brilliant and quirky, me likey!!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

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62 Elise

December 25, 2012 at 7:58 AM

The bodyguards r my fav! Forgot how yummy moon/sun & gaksital ones were! Of cuz LMHot is a given no need to mention him ;)

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63 langdon813

December 25, 2012 at 8:00 AM

I like this better than my new Chucks and Ray-Bans. And I REALLY like my new Chucks and Ray-Bans. Best Christmas earworm EVER.

:-)

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64 Gork

December 25, 2012 at 8:07 AM

DEAD...lol love it!!! You gave me everything I could ask for, Santa!

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65 Byul

December 25, 2012 at 8:11 AM

i just sang through the entire thing and loved it. THANK YOU DRAMABEANS!!!!! you always give me the best christmas presents:)

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66 Camille

December 25, 2012 at 8:12 AM

BRILLLLLIANT. HAHAHAHA

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67 wanne

December 25, 2012 at 8:12 AM

Wow, this is brilliant! Love it!

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68 divyrus

December 25, 2012 at 8:25 AM

NOW THIS IS WHY THIS SITE I LOVE DRAMABEANS :D

I missed you Santa!!!!!

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69 crazedlu

December 25, 2012 at 8:29 AM

Omdude. Muahahahahah. About as accurate as it gets for this years batch of dramas. Thanks, Santa!

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70 obivia

December 25, 2012 at 8:32 AM

Please tell me this is the beginning of a new (and totally awesome) tradition!!!!

Happy Holidays!! Thanks for always brightening our days w/ your wit, wisdom and WEIRDness!

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71 john

December 25, 2012 at 8:40 AM

Hah! What a present. Merry Christmas, DB!

Now back to my Ooku marathon.

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72 jademwong

December 25, 2012 at 8:41 AM

LOL LOVE THIS.

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73 DarknessEyes

December 25, 2012 at 8:43 AM

haha that was perfect! :D

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74 Mawiie

December 25, 2012 at 8:49 AM

Omg Santa! You've become the new Christmas tradition over here!

Merry Christmas to you all! xxx

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75 amberscube

December 25, 2012 at 8:49 AM

I love it... Best present for Christmas day. I love Santa in Dramabeans!

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76 marid

December 25, 2012 at 8:50 AM

I will never sing The 12 days if Christmas again without ending it with a "a gummy fetus in brain"
Merry Christmas!!!

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77 katiamon

December 25, 2012 at 8:58 AM

LOL!!! You nailed it Santa... Merry Xmas :)

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78 popsital

December 25, 2012 at 9:00 AM

Absolutely fantastic!
I love this site so so much and I wish all the writers here a very merry Christmas!

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79 chasen8888

December 25, 2012 at 9:02 AM

Thanks Santa for an awesome Christmas present.

Thanks Dramabeans for continuously being AMAZING, myself and others cannot imagine FUN without you wonderful persons in our lives.

FINALLY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!!

MAY 2013 BE MORE PROSPEROUS FOR US THAN 2012 AND DRAMABEANS CONTINUE BEING BETTER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.

I was singing and laughing with this one.

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80 calgary

December 25, 2012 at 9:10 AM

Wonderful!

Merry Christmas everyone!

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81 jin

December 25, 2012 at 9:16 AM

Thanks dramabeans Santa!!!!! My saviour this year! I love your awesome recaps and discussions ♥♥♥ Merry Christmas and keep up with your lively banters about k-dramas, everyone!!!

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82 pogo - sailing HMS Queen of Tears and HMS Sailboat Lovely Runner🍉

December 25, 2012 at 9:18 AM

Ten bodyguards

looking at the pic for that just makes me lament the missed boat of Seol/Woon shipping in Moon-Sun. Because you KNOW they would have been awesome together, and certainly less tiresome than the OTP.

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83 ___

December 25, 2012 at 9:28 AM

Hahahahah!!! I love that Kim Woo-bin shows up twice for school rebels. xD

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84 Astrid_974

December 25, 2012 at 9:29 AM

Hahaha this is awesome ! x) Thank you Santa !

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85 SuziQ

December 25, 2012 at 9:30 AM

LMFAO!!!! especially the gummi fetus in the Brain..

Wonderful treat on Christmas! Everything in a nutshell. FA LA LA.....

Thank you.. Santa

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86 trixicopper

December 25, 2012 at 9:35 AM

Truly AWESOME Santa! Merry Everything and Happy Always! :)

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87 aquarianunicorn

December 25, 2012 at 9:36 AM

BEST REVIEW EVER
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

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88 earthna

December 25, 2012 at 9:42 AM

OMG FIVE AMNEEEEESIAAAAACS /DYING

Merry Christmas!

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89 Jeannette

December 25, 2012 at 10:07 AM

ROTFL! I love it!

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90 Jaeminuf

December 25, 2012 at 10:12 AM

The best Christmas carol, evah! Santa, how do you outdo yourself!

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91 whatis

December 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM

I love you Santa! HAHAHAHAH this was amazing.

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92 Lilian

December 25, 2012 at 10:17 AM

Nice.. I love the concept especially the rebels for day 11 =D

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93 houstontwin

December 25, 2012 at 10:22 AM

Santa, I am very impressed!

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94 Betsy

December 25, 2012 at 11:00 AM

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!!

What a year it has been in dramaland! Can't wait to see what 2013 brings us.

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95 irugnotmis

December 25, 2012 at 11:06 AM

brilliant!

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96 Min

December 25, 2012 at 11:12 AM

Thanks Santa!
Merry Christmas!!!

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97 Mystisith

December 25, 2012 at 11:18 AM

I just love this site, the people behind it and around it. Thanks for existing, even if you're amnesiac or with a gummi bear in the brain. Bwahaha.... :)
Merry Christmas to all!