Song Joong-ki for GQ
by girlfriday
Here’s Song Joong-ki in a decidedly strange spread for GQ. Normally I’m a fan of quirky, but this one’s just plain weird. For one, they’ve got the torso and legs of a woman standing there like a headless prop, which drives me batty. (Objectify much? Seriously, Mr. Scarecrow got better treatment than her.) And secondly, is it just me, or does he look AFRAID of what might be under that teeny tiny bikini?
I know, you’re thinking I look for this stuff. But seriously, this one just fell in my lap. Doesn’t he look afraid of what headless female torso represents? Unless she’s actually headless, in which case I’m clearly reading too much into it and he should be afraid. Maybe the zombies got to her.
Maybe someone can photoshop me a retraction — a head on our female model and some equal opportunity nekkidness up in here? The things a girl’s gotta do to right the wrongs in her day…
Via Chosun Ilbo
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1 MsScorpion
November 22, 2011 at 10:12 AM
HE totally looks scared..hhahahaahhaaaa
And what's up with the other two photos?????
WEIRDEST PHOTO SHOOT EVER
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lilly^_^
August 10, 2012 at 8:35 AM
hahahaaha
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2 sjkwifey
November 22, 2011 at 10:13 AM
WOW, a photoshoot with Song Joong Ki which don't actually like. It's all just a little bit weird o_O
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3 come2noona
November 22, 2011 at 10:15 AM
I'll save you!!!
*swoops in, covers eyes and leads poor poor SJK to the safety of her own home where there are no scantily clad headless bodies*
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Ani
November 22, 2011 at 4:17 PM
No scantily clad headless bodies just a scantily clad noona - er, come2noona?
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Raine
November 23, 2011 at 9:48 AM
ke ke ke
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4 Niema
November 22, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I just imagine him thinking "Oh honey, you need some meat on them bones." It makes it funnier to me =)
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Raine
November 23, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Thank you for saying that! I thought he was scared he might break her by breathing on her.
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5 Arhazivory
November 22, 2011 at 10:38 AM
This is....truly weird.
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6 Oh Ji's Ho
November 22, 2011 at 10:41 AM
I have no words for the first picture. It is utterly befuddling. Can we please discuss what appears to be a solid gold bowtie in picture two. Wtf, Korea? Wtf?
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ghsno1fan aka tru t
November 22, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Lol but the gold bowtie
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tOoNsKiE
November 23, 2011 at 7:06 AM
It's a time saver. A pin-on bowtie. A bit on the heavy side, but it goes well with an award show getup. It matches the trophy.
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7 kristi
November 22, 2011 at 10:42 AM
The photo that accompanied the interview was pretty decent:
photo #4
and an interview with SJK is always worthwhile:
GQ Men of the Year special
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Sisa
November 22, 2011 at 12:39 PM
lol, if you can read it!
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Birthday Girl
November 22, 2011 at 5:17 PM
i am a fan of Mr. Scarecrow
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8 Cam
November 22, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Hahaha! That's so toootally weird but...FREAK out. (shakes head w/ beams) :)
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9 kristi
November 22, 2011 at 10:43 AM
PS. scans credits: SJK's StarZone on Daum
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10 danna
November 22, 2011 at 10:43 AM
He totally dose look scared of her body...LMAO...and that was exactly what I though when I saw the pic the very first time
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bd
November 22, 2011 at 2:10 PM
He's not even looking at the model so he's scared of something else.
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11 Lahlita
November 22, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Truth to power. Joong-ki is right to be afraid. Women are not deserving of acknowledgment, amirite? And the first photo does a very good job of backing up decades of scientific data which have proven that vaginas are evil, thorny Penis Flytraps.
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cheekie
November 22, 2011 at 1:43 PM
LOLL.. funniest comment of the day.
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Ami
November 22, 2011 at 8:48 PM
Fucking true!!!
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tOoNsKiE
November 23, 2011 at 7:12 AM
Must be a vagina dentata.
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Raine
November 24, 2011 at 3:48 AM
O_o
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Raine
November 23, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I'm snorting over here. You seriously had to use the word thorny? HAHAHAHA!
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12 Jaeminuf
November 22, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Maybe the boy has the good sense to know how messed up the entire photo shoot is. I like to think he possesses finer sensibilities and more discretion than whoever styled this derivative shoot.
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13 Mystisith
November 22, 2011 at 11:11 AM
YES : skeleton girls are scary and unerotic as hell, and they need help : a good meal for a start.
Now for the artistic part, I will pretend that poor joong ki picked up the wrong stage for his photoshoot and ended being an hostage.
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bd
November 22, 2011 at 2:11 PM
A bit on the thin side but not skeletal like some idols or actresses these days.
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14 nheony
November 22, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Yup... this is definitely one weird spread for GQ. I wonder if he's thinking about using that rose branch as protection... I just noticed it still have the thorns... *must not think about it*
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15 Cynthia
November 22, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Poor Song Joong-ki - how in the heck does he keep getting stuck with these ridiculous fashion shoots?!
Boy looks totally befuddled by this latest turn of events. He's just too much of an innocent sweetie to pull this weirdness off. Seriously, I wonder what the photo "story" was supposed to be about?
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16 Aya
November 22, 2011 at 11:57 AM
mmh, female objectification, body shaming, hyper sexualization, gender inequality, infantilization, internalized blaming... delicious!
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Aya
November 22, 2011 at 11:59 AM
oh, and ofc, the all-round-joker "oppa can do no wrong!!1!"
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msim
November 22, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Spot on, Aya!
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17 Southerner
November 22, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I remember reading recently how SJK wanted to win the "couple award" w/ a woman...even though he gave an outstanding drama performance in Tree w/ Deep Roots...and liked him even more. I don't think he looks scared, but uncomfortable at the absurdity of the shoot and not attracted whatsoever to what is GQ's ideal of desirable.
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18 Alvina
November 22, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Hahaha, dont judge because I did this quickly :/
Fixed it: http://i43.tinypic.com/9thkao.jpg
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Sisa
November 22, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Ohhh, sexy!!!
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ella zala
November 23, 2011 at 8:20 PM
i said the exact same thing.... and ROFL-ing after
daebak!
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girlfriday
November 22, 2011 at 12:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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come2noona
November 22, 2011 at 1:06 PM
that's awesome
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Noelle
November 22, 2011 at 1:10 PM
LMAFO! I needed that.
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Lahlita
November 22, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Darn it, Alvina, you owe me a new computer monitor! I just spat Pure Quality Deer Park 100% Natural Spring Water all over the place.
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Ami
November 22, 2011 at 8:58 PM
wow that is rare water!
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danna
November 22, 2011 at 1:18 PM
OMG I'm laughing like a loony in the library and everyone around me is staring at the pic as well
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gia
November 22, 2011 at 1:38 PM
love this
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momosan
November 22, 2011 at 1:40 PM
LOL! HAHAHAHAHA!!! - oh my - that made my day a WHOLE lot better.
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Shiku
November 22, 2011 at 1:46 PM
LMAO! You made my day.
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annabaena
November 22, 2011 at 1:47 PM
I was just gonna cut the girl off completely.. but having yoo ah in there is WAYYY better.
GENIUS.
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JAM
November 22, 2011 at 2:19 PM
quick! where's the 'like' button!! :D
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jomo143
November 22, 2011 at 2:24 PM
OH!
Did not see that coming!
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KANGly
November 22, 2011 at 2:48 PM
wahahahahaha! Love it! Thanks!
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Czmych
November 22, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Damn, you get the prize!
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cv
November 22, 2011 at 3:03 PM
LMao!! Holy cow! Thanks for the laffs! Awsome pic! A+
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dramabliss
November 22, 2011 at 4:09 PM
ROFL!
Daebak. Just DAEBAK!!!
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msim
November 22, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I don't think he would look afraid if indeed his friend was standing there.
The opposite of afraid actually...
Pervy thoughts have entered my brain.
Not that I mind.
At all.
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JD
November 22, 2011 at 5:29 PM
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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neener ~ Inside the Magic Shop ~
November 22, 2011 at 5:33 PM
OMG!! did not see that coming!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!
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Anne
November 22, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Hahahahaha...... You just made my day..... :)
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Jaeminuf
November 22, 2011 at 8:27 PM
Truly awesome! You rock.
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Alvina
November 22, 2011 at 8:35 PM
haha, sorry for messing up your computers and scarring some of you. Should've added a NSFW warning or something haha.
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Ami
November 22, 2011 at 8:55 PM
It makes my constipation gone and brighten up my day sunshine!
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Choi Lee Soung
November 22, 2011 at 11:43 PM
Now that is scary...
Need to cleanse my eyes...
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D
November 23, 2011 at 2:40 AM
my eyes, my poor eyes...
HAVE.TO.UNSEE
sreiously, that was even i was lol-ing throughout the whole train ride.. muahahahahahaha
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ricky the royal highness
November 23, 2011 at 5:39 AM
Ba Ha Ha Ha...
My buttocks vibrated like it never before! EPIC!!!
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tOoNsKiE
November 23, 2011 at 6:49 AM
LOL! I'd be scared too! :)
Whatever happened to Moon Jae Shin? :D
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Raine
November 23, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Alvina, you get a blue ribbon and a weekend get away with Joong-ki for that photo. Hell, lets throw in YAI too.
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19 -K
November 22, 2011 at 12:50 PM
To be honest I'm more worried about that poor defenseless branch.
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Mystisith
November 22, 2011 at 1:06 PM
LOLLLLL Earth friendly is in the house !!! Let's see how far we can go with the "what i'm more worried about is ------" I love absurd and surrealism...
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tOoNsKiE
November 23, 2011 at 7:02 AM
I'm more concerned about the bikini bottom that's about to be ruined after that branch, that's suspiciously bent to hurt someone, hits it. That's a work of art, people! (The bikini, I mean. That one fits well, and it's difficult to find a bikini that fits just right.)
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20 Noelle
November 22, 2011 at 1:14 PM
He looks so confused at what he's looking at. The second pic is his reaction after figuring it out.
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21 gia
November 22, 2011 at 1:37 PM
ground ground baby, the chick is for you, you don't have to scare....
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22 jomo143
November 22, 2011 at 2:25 PM
I still think you go looking for this stuff.
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23 Czmych
November 22, 2011 at 2:55 PM
The scarecrow had a black eye, the girl has no head, what´s next Joong-ki?
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24 Z
November 22, 2011 at 2:59 PM
With you on this one. The spread is just plain weird... and quite insulting. Also, does that scrap she's wearing even qualify as a bikini?
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25 cielo009
November 22, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Are we even sure that's an actual lady? I''ve seen a lot of skinnier male idols that can pass off as a girl. Maybe that's why Joongki looks so afraid, lol
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tOoNsKiE
November 23, 2011 at 6:52 AM
any chance that's a ladyboy there with him?
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26 sup_super_supper
November 22, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Very disturbing photo there at top. I'm guessing, since he's holding a pruned rose bush branch, he's wondering what sort of pruning and/or trimming needs to be happening under the bikini?
More likely, viewers are supposed to just sigh giddily over the innocent man-child? Since he's clearly so pure and untouched that he just doesn't know what to do when confronted with scary woman-parts. Possibly then he should be clutched to matronly bosoms. Bosoms are okay, y'know. It's the downstairs part that's the fear factory.
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27 KDR
November 22, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Just thought I would share this gem I found online..
http://i43.tinypic.com/9thkao.jpg
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KDR
November 22, 2011 at 5:48 PM
It gives a WHOLE new meaning to Sungkyunkwan scandal!! =P
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KDR
November 22, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Actually someone posted this up here itself.. and I found it somewhere else.. lol..
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Choi Lee Soung
November 22, 2011 at 11:46 PM
OMG It's already gone viral??
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Raine
November 23, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Ah, the lovely world of the k-drama addict...
Alvina
November 22, 2011 at 8:36 PM
wow, pictures travel fast I guess? I literally rushed through it. If I knew it'd be online, I would've made it prettier lol
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28 Y
November 22, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Damm that model has great abs! She must not be eating!
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29 mary
November 22, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Joong Ki is channeling Yoon Kye Sang in the 2nd pic. :D
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Raine
November 23, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Hehe for you Mary.
http://kfashionqueen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/1314152582_194444.jpg?w=510&h=331
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30 alwayshungry
November 23, 2011 at 1:25 AM
Poor girl. What a horrible modeling job. I hope she at least got a photo and maybe a signature from our cutie.
Sigh...art is so subjective but I think this time everyone sort of reached a general consensus this isn't tasteful art. Even if you take out the feminist complaint of objectifying the female body, the picture itself isn't very appealing. Awkward, I would say it's kind of just awkward.
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31 tOoNsKiE
November 23, 2011 at 6:56 AM
With the way he's bending it, SJK looks like he's about to flick that branch onto the bikini like a cockroach that mistakenly wandered nearby.
That's gotta hurt, Joong-ki-sshi.
Weird shot, I agree.
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32 Raine
November 24, 2011 at 3:50 AM
It looks as though SJK was photoshopped into the picture with the headless woman/mannequin/emaciated creature.
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